(Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels these things. You just have to. I can't be the only one.)
It's 3am and all of a sudden, you have a stroke of genius. You have an IDEA. The best idea ever. You cannot even believe how intelligent and witty that this idea is and you're SO afraid to lose it. So you dash off to your computer and you start smashing the hell out of your keyboard with the outpouring of brilliance. This blog post is incredible. You swear, you're going to win an award for this. Book Blog of the Year. For this ONE POST. Maybe you should even get your own YouTube channel. People will probably demand it after they see this review/discussion post/vlog. You'd better brush up on your make-up if your comedic routine is going to rival Jenna Marbles. You schedule it for 6am and you CANNOT EVEN SLEEP because you're so excited for people to read it.
1. "Great post, lol. Here's a link to my blog."